trainthief:

PARDON?!!??

ginger-ale-official:

updogonline:

ginger-ale-official:

updogonline:

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

garlicboob:

Going outside is fun cuz thats where the snails are

xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

• he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
• it’s tommy wiseau

• there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
  

occultopossum:

leeviathans:

Thanks @staff & @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!

Really it is /something/ that since the “‘ban”’ I’ve seen /more/ porn bots and have had /more/ of my work reblogged with porn links then ever before

trevenant:

me after experiencing the entire range of human emotion in under an hour

iskinaary:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

iskinaary:

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

Okay but have you just concidered

Robert Downey Jr.

i have and i don’t care about him

twinsfawn:

me, in the woods of west virginia, shaking around a sexy leg lamp connected to a portable generator: here mothman!! c’mere boy!! i got you a treat!!

Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

mpregcraig:

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

sonypraystation:

me since graduating 

nineteencigarettes:

Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to vaguely simulate companionship and a temporary sense of purpose that I know will eventually make me feel even more alone because even if I find meaning and enjoyment it is completely irrelevant to and isolated from everyone and everything else

badcgijosh:

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

hungry-joe:

this gif looks like what radiation poisoning must feel like

badjokesbyjeff: